Friday, October 22, 2004

teka teki lah pulak..

korang tau kan aku memang suka berteka - teki dengan org.. isk.. kat ipoh nih aku dah tak ble jadi nenek feng shui lagi ler....

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cuttest teddy said...

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WHAT IS YOUR DATE OF BIRTH, MATCH AND SEE WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU...

January 1 - 9 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
February 1 - 5 ~ Cat
February 6 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
March 1 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat
April 1 - 3 ~ Dog
April 4 - 14 ~Panther
April 15 - 26 ~Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~Turtle
May 1 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~Lion
June 1 - 3 ~ Mouse
June 4 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 -24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 1 - 9 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat
August 1 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle
September 1 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27~ Cat
September 28 - 30~ Dog
October 1 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~Panther
November 1 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 -30 ~ Cat
December 1 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove



Dog

Your Attractive and popular. Your nice and easy going and make friends with everyone very easily. Your cool and smart and are a leader.

Cat

Your very shy and cute. You are a follower and dont like to talk to people you dont know. Your very careful about choosing your friends. Your really nice.

Monkey

You are attractive and hyper. You have a lot of friends and your really outgoing. You gossip alot. Your funky and "unique" theres no one else like you. You want attention and like to be a leader.

Panther

You are mysterious. You have lots of friends and can be mean at times or nice. You always have the latest gossip with you and you are a leader.

Mouse

Your very quiet and quick - witted. You are very shy. Your cute and funny. You have a little group of friends. You
are not "popular" but you are not a "geek"

Lion

You are a born leader. People look up to you. You have lots a friends and you are very attractive. Your nice and
people want to be your friend. You make friends easily.

Turtle

You are very nice and pretty. You treat others as you would want to be treated yourself. You have lots of friends and never talk about anyone behind their back. You are loyal.

Dove

Your very peaceful and nice. You fall in love very easily and you are quiet and calm. You are not very shy but you are not outgoing. You are a leader of your group of friends

cuttest teddy said...

1) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai
2) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais
3) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki
4) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol
6) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?
7) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?
8) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?



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Kalau poning sangat tengoklah jawapannya kek bawah kah... .kah... .

Jawapannye... ...

1) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah
2) MILO AIS
3) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh. sebab tulah dia angkat sebelah aje.
4) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK
6) Motorsikal... ... sebab dia pakai tongkat
7) kambing binATANG
8) Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR

cuttest teddy said...

questions with ?YES? or ?NO?.
For every ?YES? add 2 points on the paper.
The questions are 50.
That means that if you had all of them, as yes then you will be 100 % bad.
Here are the questions:
Have you ever:
1:Lied?
2:Stolen?
3:Betrayed a friend?
4:Smoked a cigarette?
5:Smoked a cigar?
6:Smoked weed?
7 runk?
8:Cheat in a test?
9:Cheated someone?
10:Used someone?
11:Ran away from skool?
12 layed sick to skip skool?
13:Said the ?F? word ?
14 one the ?F?sign with your finger?
15:Said the word ?Shit??
16 layed Poker?
!7:Gambled on something?
18:Hit somebody?
19 estroy your class or skool in a way?
20: Shouted in someone?s face?
21:Told someone you hated him/her?
22:Ignored someone?
23:Made fun of someone?
24:Hurted a pet or an animal?
25:Made any sexual behavior?
26:Told a secret of your friend?
27 ainted the public walls with spray paint? 28:Made a fire in a garbage can in the street? 29:Broke the glass or headlights of a car?
30:Gave the owner of a restaurant a hard time? 31:Raised your voice on your Mom?
32:Raised your voice on your Dad?
33:Raised your voice on your teacher?
34 isobeyed your Mom?
35 isobeyed your Dad?
36 isobeyed your teacher?
37:Ran away from home?
38:Tried to kill yourself?
39:Tried to kill someone else?
40:Used your computer for bad things?
41:Used the TV to watch bad things? 42:Watched ?over 18 years ? MOVIES?
43:Taped these ?R? rated movies?
44:Used your money to buy these kinds of movies? 45:Seen bad pictures?
46:Buy or sell these bad pictures?
47:Said a bad word to a family member?
48:Hated or cursed the country u were born in? 49:Blamed or cursed ?life??
50:Blamed or Cursed God or religion?


Ps : These questions were meant to be bad because this test is to see how bad you are. ..And don?t worry if you were too bad?.you can fix yourself and your actions. After all?no body is perfect in this World.