teka teki lah pulak..

korang tau kan aku memang suka berteka - teki dengan org.. isk.. kat ipoh nih aku dah tak ble jadi nenek feng shui lagi ler....

dedikasi untuk bun...

bun.. aku windu padamu bun....
(apara, kena tinggal laki pun aku tak jadi gini ler....)
nanti sat g aku letak gambor kat sini ler..

lawak lawik penceria suasana....

Di sebuah hospital mental,seorang pesakit menyanyi dengan penuh perasaan.Pada mulanya dia menyanyi terlentang,kemudian meniarap.Lalu ditanya oleh seorang doktor.Doktor : kenapa tadi awak menyayi terlentang,lepas tu awak meniarap?Pesakit : mula mula side A kemudian tu side B

aku hari ini

aku akan cuba post semua aktiviti aku pada hari2 best n bosan aku kat sini.. maybe kalo aku rajin, tiap2 hari aku buat kot..

Tempat Tinggal Iblis

Anas bin Malik r.a. berkata: "Iblis telah bertanya pada Allah: katanya, wahai Tuhanku! Engkau telah memberikan anak Adam tempat kediaman untuk mereka berteduh dan berzikir kepadaMu, oleh itu tunjukkanlah padaku tempat kediaman untukku." Firman Allah: "Tempat kediamanmu adalah di dalam tandas."Iblis bertanya lagi: "Wahai Tuhanku, Engkau telah berikan anak Adam berkumpul di masjid, di manakah pula tempatku berkumpul?"

Firman Allah: "Tempatmu berkumpul ialah di pasar-pasar, pesta, pusat membeli belah, kelab malam, tempat hiburan serta majlis-majlis maksiat." Iblis bertanya: "Wahai Tuhanku, Engkau berikan anak Adam itu kitab (al-Quran) untuk mereka membacanya, tunjukkanlah apa pula bahan bacaanku?" Firman Allah: "Bacaan untukmu ialah syair dan sajak yang melalaikan." Iblis bertanya:

"Wahai Tuhanku, Engkau telah berikan kepada mereka cerita-cerita benar, apakah pula cerita bagiku?" Firman Allah: "Cerita bagimu ialah kata-kata kesat dan dusta." Iblis bertanya: "Wahai Tuhanku, Engkau telah berikan azan kepada anak Adam untuk mereka memanggil orang sembahyang,apa pula azan untukku?" Firman Allah: "Azan untukmu ialah seruling." Iblis bertanya: "Wahai Tuhanku, Engkau telah menghantar utusan-Mu dari para rasul dan juga nabi, siapakah yang menjadi utusanku?" Firman Allah: "Para utusan mu terdiri daripada bomoh, tabib dan dukun yang menduakan Aku.

" Iblis Bertanya: "Wahai Tuhanku, Engkau berikan kitab suci al-Quran yang bertulis kepada mereka, apakah pula tulisan bagiku?" Firman Allah: "Tulisanmu ialah tatu, gincu serta lukisan di badan." Iblis bertanya: "Ya Tuhanku, Engkau berikan anak Adam perangkap, apakah pula perangkap bagiku?" Firman Allah: "Perangkap bagimu ialah wanita." Iblis bertanya: "Ya Tuhanku, Engkau berikan mereka minuman yang halal yang disebutkan nama-Mu, apakah pula minuman untukku?" Firman Allah: "Minumanmu ialah sesuatu yang memabukkan serta tidak disebutkan nama-Ku padanya." Sabda Rasulullah saw: "Wahai manusia, laksanakanlah amalan-amalan menurut kemampuan kamu.

Sesungguhnya Allah tidak akan bosan sebelum kamu merasa bosan. Sesungguhnya amalan yang paling disukai Allah ialah amalan yang ringan namun berterusan." ( Hadis Riwayat Muslim )

Butterfly’s story

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress.It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further. So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon.The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time.Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were Allah's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.

Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If Allah allowed us to go through our lives without any obstacles, it would cripple us.We would not be as strong as what we could have been. We could never "fly"!

I asked for Strength.........And Allah gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

I asked for Wisdom.........And Allah gave me Problems to solve.

I asked for Prosperity.........And Allah gave me Brain and Brawn to work.

I asked for Courage.........And Allah gave me Danger to overcome.

I asked for Love.........And Allah gave me Troubled people to help.

I asked for Favours.........And Allah gave me Opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted ........

I received everything I needed!

aku yg bengong...

mana ana nih?? sejak jadik io, berlagak nak mampueh... ingat macam best sangat ke kerjaya baru dia tue?? wei, mana ko, kata nak ajar aku buat mende nih??? mana ko?? janji manismu btoiler ko nih....

Thanks Ana

AKaulah sahabat terbaik aku.. sadis..sadis

Salam Pembukaan

Selamat Berpuasa